i am sydney, australia

circumcisions:

ok kids. im leaving you an essay. twenty pages. single spaced. 12 point times new roman font. one question: “where did you come from, where did you go, where did you come from cotton eyed joe” good luck this is due tomorrow

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phat-jal:

rosaparking:

people that play the victim when theyve been absolutely horrible to others make me sooo mad

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thedramaticsneeze:

hoshigumayuugi:

i actually like being up early i just don’t like getting up early

YOU  PUT THIS IN WORDS

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sexhaver:

sexhaver:

i have more followers than my high school has students. i could make a text post saying nothing but “hot gay throbbing cocks” and reach a wider audience than my principal does when he gets on the P.A. system

i was really high when i made this post and im still not sure what i was trying to say but it was definitely not this

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chickensandwich:

i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals. 

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psyducked:

I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do

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sidnugget:

i hope when im famous the boy ive had a crush on since i was in 3rd grade and he was in 5th grade contacts me and wants to date me